Bosan menjawab menjawab peperiksaan? Cuba petua di bawah:
1) Buka soalan periksa dan terus buat-buat pengsan.
2) Jawab selama 5 minit,berdiri dan terus hantar kertas jawapan kepada pemeriksa.
3) Sekiranya mengantuk,goncangkan meja periksa kuat-kuat sampai hilang rasa mengantuk.
4) Ketika dewan peperiksaan sedang sunyi,jerit kuat-kuat "Aku dah dapat jawapan bagi soalan no.1!!"
5) Sebaik peperiksaan bermula,tidur sehingga masa tinggal lagi 10 minit.Mulakan menjawab soalan selepas itu.
6) Sergah rakan anda yang sedang mengantuk ataupun yang sedang tidur.
7) Buat-buat tidur dengan meletakkan kepala di atas meja periksa.Jika pengawas peperiksaan datang untuk mengejutkan anda,angkat kepala anda dan kata "Aduh,susah betul soalan periksa ni.."
8) Lepaskan kentut anda ketika dewan dalam keadaan paling sunyi.Kemudian terus buat-buat tidur.
9) Panggil pengawas peperiksaaan dan beritahunya bahawa rakan sebelah anda sedang meniru.
hehe...gud lark in exam!!
Saturday, May 31
Friday, May 30
Magic in Windows
MAGIC #1
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool... and unbelievable...
At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened! TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER
MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug? ?
MAGIC #3
Microsoft crazy facts. This is something pretty cool and neat... and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
then see the magic..............................
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool... and unbelievable...
At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened! TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER
MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug? ?
MAGIC #3
Microsoft crazy facts. This is something pretty cool and neat... and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
then see the magic..............................
28 Things Most Girls Don't Know
--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him
--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
--Guys get jealous easily.
--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him
--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
--Guys get jealous easily.
--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
Price Hiking
Baru-baru ni,harga beras dah naik..Sebab? Taufan yang melanda negara pengeluar beras utama dunia. Ini la yang Tuhan nak tunjuk kt manusia. Baru bagi taufan je,hampir satu dunia sesak nafas. Camne la kalau da kiamat nanati ek?? Automatically,harga2 makanan seperti nasi goreng,nasi minyak dll yg ada kat warung konpem naik. Ntah2 harga barang2 lain ,cam Mr.Potato ke,Cikedis ke,bley naek skali. Kat Bangladesh, kerajaan dah sarankan makan ubi je. Kalau nak makan nasi,disarankan segenggam jeh.. Fuyyo....
Bleh ke kita cmtu nanti?? xde hal lah. Mentaliti kita je xleh hidup kalau xde nasi..
Tapi jangan la plak kita jadikan KFC n McD sbg makanan ruji,dgn alasan galakan kerajaan makan ubi kentang.
Dari sudut positif,knaikan harga ni mmpu mnjadikn kita brjimat. Itu pon klu sedar la beras stok dunia da nak habes.Bonda Pengetua pon dah nak hadkan nasi kat DeMa..haha..bagus2...
Tp dri sudut negatif,bler naik harga,sume dah naik harga. Klu toge pun naik harga sebab petrol,inikan barang mlibatkan makanan. Jd kita fikirkn nasib orang2 miskin yg ckup2 duit untuk prbelanjaan prsekolahan anak2 dan makanan.. Klu makanan naik harga,mesti konpem rmai bdak2 x brsekolah da lepas ni...
May God Bless Malaysia...
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